If a picture is worth a thousand words, then the photo to the left should save me a lot of writing.

Yes - at forty-seven years old, and just over a year in the adult industry, I've been visited by The Tits Fairy™ and now have a set of proper pornstar boobs!

Just like her cousin Tooth Fairy, no visit from her comes without a certain degree of discomfort; and I have to send out many thanks to my BFF Totally Tabitha for nursing me through my recovery.

I'll be posting the first video of me with my new double-D's in my members-only area, so join now and be among the first to see them in motion...

AND if you'd like to see them up close and in person, I'll be hosting another event for couples and single women at New York City's School of Sex on Saturday, November 28. If you're in the NY area, and want to party off some of that excess Thanksgiving turkey, this "Girls in Toyland" party promises to be a blast. There will be sex toy giveaways to every guest, sybian rides, free body painting - and I might even be persuaded to demonstrate a toy or two...

I hope you like my new look! Please write to me, and let me know.

(click my boobies to enlarge - lol)